I knew I was skating on thin ice, but I refuse to accept the fact that peanut butter is a gel.
On my way home from Yellowstone National Park this weekend, I was headed through security at Idaho Falls airport. Having purchased a number of food items for our condo stay, Jon and I never got around to eating, even opening for that matter, our Adam’s Organic Peanut Butter (crunchy, in case you’re interested).
I was careful to have placed my shampoo, conditioner and other liquidy items in 3 oz. or less containers and present them in my plastic, less-than-quart-sized bag.
I was asked at screening if I had any gels or liquids in my carry-on bag and I answered, “Nope.” None-the-less, I was busted for the sealed jar of peanut butter and the opened (and mostly eaten) container of Nutella.
I argued that these were neither liquids or gels and that the peanut butter at least was obviously sealed.
No go.
They’re “spreadable” and apparently that’s the litmus test for allowing items through security.
I was a little unhappy at the time. I hate waste and the security gal told me she was going to throw it away if I didn’t check my bag with the peanut butter safely secured inside or leave it in my car (in Seattle? really?).
Though I knew in advance that there was a possibility that I’d have to give up my precious items, one must admit that the TSA guidelines are nebulous at best. Here’s what it says about food items:
“Here’s a list of liquid, aerosol and gel items that you should put in your checked bag, ship ahead, or leave at home.”
It goes on to include peanut butter on the list, but my point is, that pb is NOT a liquid, aerosol or gel. AND that it simply says “should” not “these will be confiscated at security”. In my crafty mind, this leaves wiggle room.
Case in point - friends recently told me of a time they were flying back to the U.S. from an international trip. They had purchased alcohol at the Duty Free shop during their layover. BUT, they still had to go through another security checkpoint, even though they had checked through to their final destination. With far better humor than I had in Idaho Falls, they simply handed the alcohol over to the security person and said, “Enjoy, we can’t take it with us.” A bit stunned, the security person passed it around behind his back, gave it back to my friends and winked.
And, as careful as I usually am, I admit to having forgotten to pull my 3 oz. liquid bottles from my bag to pass it through separately at security. I’ve inadvertently done this at least a handful of times and no one has even noticed.
OK - so you’re saying why are your panties all in a bunch, Beth? You were wrong and should be more careful next time. OK, I shouldn’t have let my $3 jar of pb get my goat, but let’s at least take a close look at some of the TSA guidelines you might not have been aware of:
1. Like my friends, don’t make purchases at the airport that are iffy for going through security. Bangkok Airport is terrible for this. All the shops are located before you go through security. You can purchase amazing packaged curry sauces and dips BUT you can’t bring them home. You’ve already checked your bags and they aren’t allowed through security. I’m still baffled whey they would sell these here - after all, who shops at the airport when they arrive?
2. Pies and cakes are OK, but they are “subject to additional screening”. (I BET they are!)
3. “Loose” lithium batteries are no longer allowed through security. Make sure yours are not promiscuous.
4. Did you know scissors with blades shorter than 4 inches can be packed in your carry-on?
5. Common lighters are allowed in your carry-on but NOT in checked bags.
6. “Strike anywhere” matches are not permitted in either carry-on or checked bags while only one non- “strike-anywhere” pack of matches is allowed in carry-on. No matches may be checked.
7. Sno-globes, even “with documentation”, are not allowed in your carry-on. (Can someone tell me what sort of documentation these might have with them?)
8. Camera bags! Did you know that you are allowed to carry one bag of camera equipment IN ADDITION to your one personal item and one carry-on bag? If, like me, you carry several cameras, consider packing them in a separate bag. (Anyone still shooting film? Make sure this is hand screened - otherwise the screening machines will ruin it.)
And, finally, this little gem direct from the TSA website:
“NEVER leave babies in an infant carrier while it goes through the X-ray machine.”
Seriously, that’s what it says.
2 days later and I’m still a little bummed that I don’t have my jar of Adam’s with me here in Seattle. Or the Nutella for that matter…
Beth
Security photo by: glenmcbethlaw
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