….during a moment of extreme bliss, a moment of enlightment came to visit me, a whisper of knowledge accessable only to those who have meditated for years and practiced the most sublime taspas but which somehow dropped down from the heights of esoteric wonder to inform me that a good pedicure was better than sex.
Spa
Spa me the details darling
Then comes the most exquisite experience known to womankind. You are led into a quiet dark room……