For the fiscally conservative bondage enthusiast, you can find one and two nights packages at many hotels. Try The Heathman in Portland where Christian and Ana spent their first night together. If you find you don’t have the funds of Mr. Grey and need a 50-Shades Valentine plan that fits an even tighter budget, just bring home the Fifty Shades of Grey Gift Basket and take your valentine out to see the movie. Which, frankly, looks like it might be more engaging that I found the book (and I NEVER say that!)