HOW TO OVERTAKE A COW: To overtake a cow, keep your hand ready to wave near the cow’s eye, blocking its vision. The cow immediately close its eyes, stalling it long enough for you to pass.
So I have been quietly working away at trying to understand this brave new writing world and all the time the sales of e readers have increased while the price of the things go down making them more and more accessible to people such as myself who would never have …
Two kangaroos met the front of the Greyhound during the night with a resounding BUMP. I covered my eyes and whispered a prayer for a better rebirth for them and prayed like HELL that we didn’t meet a cow along the road.


