If you want to meet women in India then ask the guy at your guest house to help you put a sari on or do it yourself and then go out into the market.
Indian women will cross the street to tell you that your pleats are a mess and swiftly …
But there was no time to waste on hunting a tiger this morning. We were on a fast track to the Government Restaurant in the park with a quick skid around a group of elephants that were (lucky for us) grazing nearby. The children loved the elephants and screamed …
So this time very clearly and in Hindi so that everyone understood I said. “The problem is not the bag, the problem is YOUR HAND ON MY KNEE.”
